Wednesday, July 1, 2020

Pump Up Your Book Virtual Book Tour Kick Off: THE SUMMONED ONES by Darryl A. Woods @darrylawoods #fantasy





THE SUMMONED ONES: BOOK 1 OF FLIGHT TO BERICEA SERIES
Darryl A. Woods
Adult Epic Fantasy

Can a group of college-aged friends from a small Kentucky town actually be the Summoned Ones of prophecy, called to a strange world filled with magic and devastated by war? Can they save the lives of the desperate inhabitants and help them defeat a wicked tyrant? Their epic journey will push them to the limits of their endurance. This unlikely group will discover truths about themselves and experience another world beyond their imagination.

During their journey, they will explore this new world, discover new talents and previously hidden abilities, develop friendships with people they couldn’t have dreamed possible, and will be forced to take actions they would have never considered in any less dire circumstances.

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Prologue

 “Rally to the general! Rally to the general!” shouted the tall, lanky soldier as he fought his way toward Darnon.
Kail thought to himself that if they survived this battle, General Darnon would likely discipline him for issuing commands. What he did not know is that Darnon greatly admired his skill with a sword, and regarded Kail as the best he had seen in his long military career.
Over the last nine years of war, the two had engaged in an odd sort of dance. Darnon was keenly aware of the respect his troops had for Kail. A respect not only for his individual prowess in battle, but for his uncanny understanding of the battlefield. As he was now demonstrating, Kail instinctively knew where he and the others were most needed at critical junctures in a battle.
In the beginning, when Kail first joined his army’s ranks and began to positively affect the outcomes of battles, General Darnon decided to reward his new soldier with a promotion. But each time he prepared to issue Kail a field commission, the rogue would do something that forced the general’s hand and demanded reprimand. Darnon came to realize that these altercations were no accident. Over time, he learned what Kail already knew: that he could serve best as a rank-and-file soldier in the thick of battle. So, the two played out their game. Darnon would dole out light punishment and Kail would act indignant, then reluctantly accept his penalty.
“Fight your way to the general!” Kail bellowed again and again over the din of battle.
His general was indeed in trouble, as was the army’s position in the overall battle. Only minutes earlier, Darnon’s command post had been overrun. The enemy was countering in near-perfect fashion the battleplan drawn up that very morning. The general now found himself surrounded on three sides. His skillful use of his massive two-handed sword was the only thing keeping him from being overwhelmed. Three of his officers fought frantically to protect his back, but two were so slowed by wounds, they could barely defend themselves, let alone their commanding officer.
“The general, the general,” Kail continued to scream, as enemy after enemy fell to the savagery of his blades.
Kail fought as he often did, with a medium-length sword in one hand and a long dagger in the other. His blades were literally a blur, the speed and uncanny accuracy of their wielding unmatched. A wedge of soldiers followed in the wake of Kail’s lethal blades. Many of the men owed their lives to the fighter as he mercilessly dispatched the enemies that came toward them. Those not killed outright by Kail were quickly dealt with by the throng of soldiers growing behind him.
“To the general, to the general!” Kail heard his entreaty taken up by soldiers across the battlefield.
The shouts took on a cadence that seemed to cause Kail to intensify his frantic fight to reach the general he respected and admired. Darnon had been so intent on his own fight for survival, it was only now that Kail’s shouts began to register. Allowing himself a quick glance, Darnon made eye contact with his tall soldier. That brief exchange gave both the exhausted warriors the boost they needed to close the gap.
Kail finally reached the ring of enemy soldiers surrounding Darnon. As the skillful swordsman attacked them from behind, each foe quickly fell in turn. The last two made the mistake of wheeling to face their new threat, only to be cleaved nearly in two by the wide arc of the general’s long sword.
The shouts imploring the men to rally to their general continued unabated even though Darnon was temporarily out of harm’s way, surrounded now by dozens of his men. The shouts persisted in no small part because of Kail. Darnon couldn’t comprehend why his usually astute tactician continued to encourage the troops to rally to their general. The only affect apparent to Darnon was that his troops were collapsing into the center of the battlefield, now completely surrounded by the enemy with little hope of escape.
“To the general, to the general!” continued the shouts from Kail and the mass of troops surrounding Darnon. Such conduct exasperated their leader, and he began to second-guess the man he had once trusted implicitly. In this moment of despair, when Darnon thought the lives of the troops he commanded and his own forfeit, he heard the sudden thunder of hooves and the clash of steel. The Jerimassian cavalry exploded into the enemy with such force, the sounds of new battle drowned out the localized fighting. Darnon’s army began cheering as they realized help had arrived, seemingly from nowhere.
The enemy, so sure of complete victory only moments before, now found themselves caught in a vice. Darnon’s surging troops pressed them from the inside out, and they were completely surrounded by the formidable Jerimassian cavalry. The skillful horsemen darted in and out of the enemy’s ranks, inflicting heavy casualties then disappearing before any defense could be marshaled.
As they had done in several prior battles, the enemy troops now turned their aggression on their leaders. Darnon’s troops aided these common soldiers as they attacked their superiors. Darnon and his men knew that the bulk of the enemy fighting force was made up of men coerced into fighting to keep their families alive.
For the last nine years, their foes had served under an evil entity named Zybaro. He overran villages and captured their inhabitants, forcing anyone capable of serving into his army and enslaving the rest. The new soldiers were forced to fight or witness the murders of their loved ones. Enforcing his brutal siege with the aid of powerful, mutated magicians called nollax, Zybaro swept across Malabrim, amassing an immense army. Malabrim was the country General Darnon and Commander Namir now fought, hoping to free as many souls as they could and disrupt Zybaro’s methodical march to total domination.
When the conflict was at last over, the remaining enemy troops dropped their weapons and placed their hands, fingers interlocked, on their heads. Over the years, Darnon and his men had seen this scene play out many times. Without waiting for orders, the soldiers began corralling their now-placid enemy towards an empty area of the field. They would next begin the long process of removing their enemy’s armor and searching for hidden weapons.
Kail set out to help the troops with their task, but made it a point to pass close by the general en route. He spoke softly so that only Darnon could hear.
“I’m sorry for the confusion back there. I saw Commander Namir’s scouts on the ridge. I thought it best to get everyone away from the perimeter.”
Darnon couldn’t help but return the soldier’s unrepentant grin.
The general heard a commotion and turned to see Namir reining in his horse a short distance away. The commander dismounted in the fluid motion of one who has spent a lifetime in the saddle. Leading his well-disciplined steed forward, the reins slack between them, Namir approached
 Without offering a formal greeting, the commander got right to the point. “My scouts reported they saw you having a hard time.” Not waiting for a reply, Namir pressed on, genuinely concerned.
 “Darnon, you know I was ordered north. We stumbled across a mine being worked by the most wretched souls. We couldn’t allow their agony to continue. If we hadn’t taken the time to liberate them, we would have been well over a league from here.”
Darnon face reflected his regret but not shame. He inclined his head, indicating acceptance of just how dire the situation would have been without his friend’s aid.
“The state of those miners was the worst I’ve seen yet. Children as young as four or five years, piled like cordwood, dead of malnutrition and exhaustion. The condition of the ones left alive was so deplorable it made the dead seem like the lucky ones.” Namir paused as he struggled to deliver his dark narrative.
When he continued, contempt edged his voice. “When the guards saw the overwhelming odds and realized they had no hope, they turned on their captives. If not for some of the stronger miners defending themselves, the slaughter would have been far worse.”
Darnon’s pained look and glistening eyes were reflected in Namir’s countenance.
“Between the captured soldiers and those you rescued, at least we saved a few,” Darnon all but whispered.
Namir gestured to the surrounding battlefield. “I agree my friend, but at an ever-increasing price. How long can we keep this up?”
“What alternative do we have? We can’t just leave these people to their own fate. Besides, how long will it be before those miners are replaced by our own families?” Darnon demanded.
“I know how you feel about the prophecies, Darnon, but if the clerics of Hinloose really have found the means to bring the Summoned Ones to our aid, don’t you think we should at least try?” Namir asked, expecting the same skeptical response he had heard so many times before.
Darnon replied in a matter-of-fact tone, “The air has grown cold. This will be the last of this year’s campaigns. Let’s get these people healthy enough for travel and back to Bericea. Once there, we can make plans for the summoning as we await the spring.”













Darryl Woods is a storyteller who hones his craft entertaining coworkers. He also enjoys regaling family and friends with stories of his upbringing in rural Ohio, of the motorized contraptions his father fabricated, and of the timber cutting and sawmill work he did with his father-in-law. With an appetite for reading fantasy, it was inevitable he would choose to write about an epic journey in a world dominated by magic and sword fighting.

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Pump Up Your Book Virtual Book Tour Kick Off: PAIN IN MY HEART by Daryl-Jarod @daryljarod #poetry





PAIN IN MY HEART
Daryl-Jarod
LGBT Poetry

Pain in My Heart is a candid and honest journey through the eyes of a hopeless romantic. Each poem serves as part of a puzzle that not only pieces together heartache and love, but also the vulnerable parts we fearfully conceal from the world.

Poems that cover topics of self-love, depression, anxiety, and life as a gay black male in today’s society, all await you as Daryl-Jarod unlocks his heart to yours, one page at a time.

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I WONDER
I wonder, would they miss me?  
If one day I decided Id grown tired of trying 
And wanted nothing more To do with this cruel, cruel world If I woke up one morning too weary Of being called sissy and faggot Too ashamed of living day-to-day in this skin Because no one seems to understand me They have no interest at all In comprehending my daily struggles Just because I walk the way I walk
And talk the way I talk
Does that give anyone the right to exclude me? Or find humor in my uniqueness? Is it even ethical to taunt a timid soul Already on the brink of destruction?








Daryl-Jarod is an Amazon best-selling author, recording artist, and actor. Born and raised in Hopkins, South Carolina, he always had big dreams of pursuing a career in entertainment.

As a child he’d write short stories and songs, which later aided him in transitioning into the talented storyteller he is today. His writing career all began with a short poem he composed in third grade entitled, “My Teacher is Neat”, which was selected to be featured in a publication of poems from talented students throughout the state. The encouragement of his mother, teachers, and peers, pushed him to continue writing.

Years later, he is now the author of Silk, an acclaimed erotic series that debuted atop of Amazon’s Best-Seller Erotica charts. With many more book releases in the works, he has also displayed his skills as a singer-songwriter and rapper on his debut mixtape, “The Liberation of Daryl-Jarod”. Despite consistently maintaining a busy schedule, he always kept his acting goals in sight as he graduated from Coker College with a BA in Theatre Performance.

Daryl-Jarod is hard at work promoting his latest and most personal offering, Pain in My Heart.

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Pump Up Your Book Virtual Book Tour Kick Off: ANNA INCOGNITO @laurapreble #womensfiction





ANNA INCOGNITO
Laura Preble
Literary Fiction/Women's Fiction

Lots of narrative pull...wonderfully complicated. - Jincy Willett, author of The Writing Class, and anthologized by David Sedaris in Children Playing Before a Statue of Hercules.

Anna Colin Beck knows all too well what can happen when things go wrong really wrong. So, she's spent the last several years living an extremely regimented life at home, doing everything she can to avoid subjecting herself to the torments of a germ-infested world. Everything must be just so, and when things don't go to plan, she punishes her own body...and that still hasn't helped alleviate her pain.

After a chance meeting in a laundromat, she finds herself completely infatuated with another person, something that hasn't happened to her in a long time. Dr. Edward Denture is seemingly brilliant and magnetic...and in the blink of an eye, she's attending intense somatic therapy sessions as his newest client. The more he draws from her, the further their relationship grows, until it's crossed countless lines and consumed Anna with a fierce toxicity. And before she knows it, she finds herself buckled into the driver's seat of a powder-blue El Dorado for a solo cross-country road trip, determined to stop his wedding. It's a trip that will test every limitation she's ever set for herself, and though she's planned extensively for all contingencies, there are some twists and turns you just can't prepare for.
With wry observations on the intersection of luck, fate, and life, Anna Incognito is a searing, darkly witty exploration of what it means to be alive.

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IndieReader.com: 5/5 "Rich with witticism in the face of painful realities and evoking lyrical truisms throughout, from of a rating scale of 1 – 5 this novel is so off-the-charts good, it deserves a 10." LINK HERE

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Kirkus Reviews:  "The protagonist’s acerbic wit and mordant tone work well in the difficult material in Preble’s unconventional road novel. A razor-sharp, oddly fun  romp through the American West." LINK HERE

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Laura Preble is the award-winning author of the young adult series, Queen Geek Social Club (Penguin/Berkley Jam), which includes the novels Queen Geeks in Love and Prom Queen Geeks. Her novel, Out, dealt with the concept of LGBTQ rights within a young adult dystopia; Alex Sanchez, author of Rainbow Boys, says "Out explores an intriguing, mind-bending, and challenging portrait of an upside-down world that turns the tables on homophobia, acceptance, and love.” She has won a Kurt Vonnegut Fiction Prize, and has been published in North American Review, Writer’s Digest, Hysteria, and NEA Today.

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Pump Up Your Book Virtual Book Tour Kick Off: THE SECRETS TO LIVING A FANTASTIC LIFE by Dr. Barry Allen Lycka & Harriet Tinka @drallenlycka #nonfiction #selfhelp




THE SECRETS TO LIVING A FANTASTIC LIFE
Dr. Barry Allen Lycka & Harriet Tinka
Nonfiction / Self-Help / Motivational

Each author suffered near-death experiences and sought renewal through the wisdom of human virtues that refocused them on a life of richness, appreciation, joy and service.

Offered in the format of an enchanting and charming dialogue between the two authors, the book also includes their chronicles of pain and triumph, allegories and stories, along with inspirational and insightful quotes. The exploration of each of the 13 Golden Pearls creates a necklace of self-empowerment that will enhance anyone’s life.

The Golden Pearls shared offer a roadmap for living a life that is rich in love, achievement, appreciation, joy and service. They offer strength, comfort and encouragement.

The authors are on a mission to transform lives. Dr. Allen Lycka is now a full-time speaker, author and transformational leader and Harriet Tinka coaches young women to fully embrace who they are through her Empower Me programs.

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Two lives changed, irreversibly, in an instant, by devastating events…but rather than be destroyed, these two individuals faced the ensuing challenges, embracing them as turning points. Seizing the second chances before them with both hands, they chose the path to “Living a Fantastic Life.” In doing so, they discovered “13 Golden Pearls” to guide them…which they are eager to now share with you - to inspire you for your own journey.








Dr. Allen Lycka has been acknowledged as one of the leading cosmetic dermatologists in the world for three decades. A pioneer in cosmetic surgery, he helped to develop laser assisted tumescent liposuction – an advanced body sculpture technique, and Moh’s Micrographic Surgery, an advanced means of removing skin cancer with 99% success. He has lived and practiced in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada since 1989. He’s written 17 books, 30+ academic papers and hosted the number one internet radio show in the world – Inside Cosmetic Surgery Today. He is a co- founder of Doctors for the Practice of Safe and Ethical Aesthetic Medicine and founder of The Canadian Skin Cancer Association. He has won the prestigious Consumers Choice Award For Cosmetic Surgery for 16 consecutive years.

In 2003, Dr. Lycka’s life changed drastically when he suddenly developed a right foot drop and then misdiagnosed as ALS (Lou Gherigs’ disease). Still, he maintained his status as a leading cosmetic doctor for 30 years.

Because of what he learned, he is co-authoring the book The Secrets of Living A Fantastic Life with Harriet Tinka, a former fashion model and Woman of Distinction. He is also currently co-authoring two more books: one with Corie Poirier entitled, “bLU Talks Presents: Business, Life and the Universe” and one with Jack Canfield entitled, “The Pillars of Success.”

Currently acknowledged as a leading expert in Living A Fantastic Life and Turning Points, he is a transformational speaker, thought leader, coach, and mentor.

Dr. Lycka is happily married to Dr. Lucie Bernier-Lycka for 38 years and they have four lovely daughters and seven beautiful grandchildren. He counts his family as his most important accomplishment.

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As a Turning Point expert, Harriet Tinka is a perfect example of someone finding a need in the community and filling it. Despite dealing with obstacles in her life, she has overcome those hurdles and has found success by inspiring thousands of audiences reach their full potential.

Though stabbed, kidnapped and left for dead, she turned that horrifying experience into motivation. She has inspired and given hope to women who are faced with domestic violence. She is known by her students as a “Powerhouse Role Model” who makes being genuine the most powerful thing of all.
Harriet is an invigorating transformational speaker, passionate life coach, blogger, Chartered Professional Accountant, Football Official, and an ultra-marathon runner. She is the founder and CEO of the award-winning Social Enterprise, Empowered Me Inc, a company whose mission is to inspire and empower girls and women.

Harriet has received numerous awards including YWCA Woman of Distinction, Global Woman of Vision, Afro- Canadian Community Woman of the Year, Action for Healthy Communities Youth Empowerment Award, Rotary Integrity Award and Daughter’s Day Award just to mention a few. She is a tireless philanthropist, and a Toastmaster Divisional Champion.

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Pump Up Your Book Virtual Book Tour Kick Off: SHADOW STITCHER by Misha Handman #UrbanFantasy #Mystery





SHADOW STITCHER
Misha Handman
Urban Fantasy / Mystery

Basil Stark isn’t the man he once was. A reformed pirate and private detective, he walks the line between criminal and hero, living in the corners of what was once the island of Neverland, its magic slowly fading into the new world of the 1950s.

When a routine missing-persons case turns into a murder investigation, Basil finds himself pulled into a tale of organized crime, murder, unstitched shadows and dangerous espionage. With only a handful of fellow outcasts and a stubborn determination to bring a killer to justice, will he survive the many people who want him dead?

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Thursday, February 5th, 1953

There is a game I like to play whenever a client walks into my office. I sit him down — or her, occasionally, but usually a ‘him’ — and ask the simple question, “How can I help you today?” Then I start to count. I’ve found that you can tell quite a bit about someone from how long it takes for them to respond.
            My latest client does not disappoint. As I silently count, I consider the man sitting across from me. Jack Harding looks to be in his fifties, although looks could be deceiving, especially for those who have lived in the city for some time. I myself don’t look a day over thirty in a good light, despite the fact that I am … well … I don’t know exactly how much older. Old enough to remember a time before the city existed.
Regardless, my client appears to be in his fifties. He is slightly portly, with thinning grey hair and a pair of thick glasses. His suit is well-made and carefully pressed, so I gather that he has some money, but I don’t recognize him, so he can’t be too important. There is a small amount of sweat beading on his brow, despite the fact that it is quite cold outside and my office is not well heated. That, combined with the five seconds he spends composing a reply, suggests to me that he is about to give me a problem that seems important and embarrassing to him, but which is actually quite mundane. The fact that he's playing with his pocketwatch without opening or looking at it is even more evidence.
            “Well, Mr. Stark…” he begins, stammering slightly, “I hope that you can help me.”
            He’s stalling.  I glance at Harding’s hands, crossed in his lap, and am not surprised to see a ring on his finger. It will be about a woman. A younger woman, most likely. I give him a polite smile. “Mr. Harding, helping people is what I do.”
            That is not technically correct. What I do, more often, is help one person in a manner which upsets several others. Occasionally I help no one at all, and upset a great many people. But I’ve found that, despite what my mother taught me, it’s more important to be polite than to be accurate.
“Um. Yes.” Harding’s return smile is forced. “I need you to find someone.”
            “Well, Mr. Harding, finding people is one of my specialties. I am particularly good at doing so discreetly.” I lean forward slightly, fixing my best smile on my face. I’ve been told that it can use all the help it can get.
            “Ah. Good. Good.” Harding smiles again, and with some effort I manage to restrain a sigh. This is, bar none, my least favorite part of a case.
Fortunately for my increasingly-frayed patience, my assistant chooses this moment to enter the room with a tray, a pot of tea, and a pair of china cups. “Would you care for some tea, Mr. Harding?” she asks politely.
            “Ah, yes, thank you. No coffee, I suppose?”
Holly and I share a quick look, and then she smiles brightly. “Of course, Mr. Harding. Just let me warm up the pot.”
            “Seems a nice young lady,” Harding says once Holly has left the room. “Piccadilly?”
            I nod once, refraining from comment. Mostly, I’m curious to see where Harding intends to go from here. Many of my clients try to show how open-minded they are by making a comment about how kind I was to hire a Piccadilly Indian as a secretary, and prove themselves to be anything but in the process. Others make crass comments regarding her beauty, suggesting that I keep her for more than her dictation skills. A few simply show their disdain for my life choices, which I am sadly used to. One particularly foolish gentleman suggested that she was my half-breed daughter, which was absurd. Aside from the both of us having black hair, I look nothing like Holly. She takes after her mother — short, bright-eyed, a bit round, and rather gorgeous. I am taller, bony, and I have never been described as handsome. A few people have charitably called me rakish. Usually I get ‘weathered,’ and once I was termed ‘horse face.’
            I am pleasantly surprised when Harding does none of the above. Staring down at the teacups between us, he simply returns my nod and finally starts to speak. “My marriage has not been a happy one, Mr. Stark. It was clear quite early on that my wife and I were not suited for one another.”
Oh dear. “It’s not my place to judge, Mr. Harding, only to help. I take it this missing person is someone … close to you?”
Harding smiles faintly. He pauses when Holly returns with a steaming mug of coffee. Taking it from her with a smile and a nod of thanks, he applies a liberal dose of cream and sugar before stirring. Once she has left, he continues. “Yes, quite close. Angela Vickers is her name. I have a photograph.” Reaching into his jacket, he comes out with a well-worn and folded photo. I take it, then carefully unfold and study it. Definitely a young woman, even younger than I would have guessed — not much older than Holly, unless I miss my guess. She’s smiling, eyes twinkling and hair pale, wearing a glittering evening gown and a fashionable hat.
“Your camera, I suppose?” I ask.
Harding nods. “I’m something of a photography enthusiast.” He takes a sip of coffee, makes a bit of a face, but then takes another. “I first met Angela at a formal dinner I was attending. I must admit that she was not there as a guest, but as a hostess.”
“You became smitten, and asked her to attend some other event with you, I suppose?”
Harding colors and a wistful smile crosses his face. “That’s right. Not one of my usual haunts, mind you. It was a spur-of-the-moment thing, but I was delighted when she accepted. Over the past few months, she has been … well, lovely.”
Typical. “You bought the dress and the jewelry she is wearing in this picture.”
Harding’s smile fades as my tone gets through to him. “I bought her some gifts, yes. The smile on her face was worth every penny.” He takes a deep breath. “And for the first several months, it was wonderful, only … in the last few weeks, I’ve felt that something was worrying her. Nothing that she would admit to, of course. She claimed to be perfectly happy. But Saturday night, she wasn’t at her flat when I arrived to pick her up, and now I can’t find her anywhere. The landlord has informed me that she moved without paying her last week’s rent, and I can’t locate her. Frankly, I’m at my wits’ end.”
“Have you spoken with her friends?”
“Well…” Harding bites his lip, taking a long sip of coffee to cover his distress. “I don’t really know many of them, you see. We mostly attended events that were more … upscale.”
Oh dear.
I pick up the photograph again. “Mr. Harding, I hesitate to suggest this, but you do realize the most likely explanation?”
Harding nods, staring down at his coffee. “You think she’s grown tired of the old fart. Now that she has the gifts I bought her, she’s moved on to greener pastures.” He looks up. “But I didn’t imagine her distress, Mr. Stark. I can’t go to the police; I really have nothing but my intuition to rely on, and besides, if it got out that I’d been seeing a girl on the side, the scandal would be very bad for my career. But you’re known for your discretion. I would just—” He breaks off and swallows heavily. “If you do find her and she doesn’t wish to see me again, that will be the end of it. I just want to know that she’s not in any trouble.”
I consider this and the photograph for several moments before responding. “May I hold on to this for a few days?”
Harding looks up hopefully. “You’ll take the case?”
I nod. “I’m sure Holly explained my rates to you. I’ll need her address and any other information you have on her, as well. I can’t guarantee anything, Mr. Harding, but I’ll look into it. And rest assured, I will be discreet.”
            Harding stands with a broad smile, taking my hand as I follow him to the door and shaking it enthusiastically. “Thank you, Mr. Stark. Thank you so much.”
I warn him, “Don’t thank me yet, I might wind up taking your money and finding nothing. A missing person who intends to stay missing isn’t easy to find. She might have taken a ship back to America by now.”
“Nonetheless,” Harding says. “If anyone can find her, you can.”
“Thank you for the vote of confidence, Mr. Harding,” I say. “Now, tell me everything you know.”
Once I have the lady’s address and supposed work address, along with what Harding can remember about her friends and a list of the presents he gave her, I escort him to the office’s front room, and wait while Holly hands him his coat. “I’ll be in touch as soon as I have any information,” I say. As the door closes behind him, I breathe out slowly, turning to look at Holly. “Really?”
She smiles a bit bashfully. “Oh I know, Uncle Basil. But it’s just so romantic!”
            Holly is not actually my niece. But I am a friend of her family’s, I have known her for her entire life, and she’s never gotten out of the habit of calling me that. It’s not worth the energy fighting her on the subject.
“Romantic. Right.” I shake my head, pacing back and forth. “You know that I’ve already solved this case.”
            She sits on the edge of her desk, giving me a dubious look. “I’m listening.”
“An older man meets a young lady who successfully charms him. He spends several months courting her. After winning enough expensive gifts from him, she vanishes into the night. You know exactly what happened.”
“You don’t know that for sure,” Holly protests.
I raise an eyebrow. “Angela Vickers,” I said. “That dreadful movie you dragged me to last year? Angela Vickers was the name of Elizabeth Taylor’s character. So not only do we have a fraud, but a fraud with a dreadfully poor imagination.”
“That movie won six Academy Awards, Uncle Basil.”
“Dreadful,” I repeat.
“And yet you remember the name of one of the main characters,” Holly points out. “Over a year later.”
This was not an argument worth having. “As I was saying, we have someone who has clearly constructed a character, and the character that she has constructed is telling: a high-society debutante, someone flashy and friendly who lures men to their destruction. She accepts a great many gifts from her rich, much older benefactor who works in—” I break off, a thought occurring. “What does Mr. Harding work in?”
“Port authority,” Holly says, trying to hide a smirk. When I change the subject, she tends to assume that it’s because she’s won. “He’s their Human Resources director.”
“God save us from government,” I mutter. “Where was I? Yes. A rich benefactor, a government-type with money to spend and an unhappy marriage. Rich, but not extravagantly so. She grows uncomfortable — or so he believes — and eventually departs without so much as a note.” I shake my head. “In deference to your romantic ideals, Holly, I’ll give you three possible solutions to this situation, all of which have the same ending.”
“Go on,” Holly says, sitting back behind her desk and artfully posing her chin in her hands.
Ignoring her, I continue. “The first solution is also the most likely. Harding’s gifts were getting less impressive as his funds ran down, or else our ‘Angela’ felt that they were about to. She has left in search of greener pastures. The second solution, slightly less likely, is that our mysterious vixen only wished for a certain amount of money, and has departed to live her own life. The third, and I should note by far the least likely option, is that … well … let’s be honest. Harding is a bit of a sad sack.” As I talk, I start pacing around the room. Our space isn’t large. technically, it has three rooms — my personal office, the reception, and a small kitchen. I don’t mind, but it does mean that when I start to walk and talk, I find myself turning around frequently.
Holly is used to me. “I can’t argue with that,” she says. “I felt sorry for him just getting his coffee.”
“It’s entirely possible, if not plausible, that his paramour started to feel guilty about bilking him so thoroughly and has decided to move on to someone she feels is more deserving of her tricks.” I shrug, pulling on my coat. “Unfortunately for our Mr. Harding, all three of those stories have the same ending and that ending involves me wasting quite a bit of time tracking down a woman who does not want to be found, learning that she does not want to be found, and returning to explain to Mr. Harding that, as mentioned—”
“She does not want to be found.” Holly mimics my expression and intonation, and then smiles. “So why did you take the case?”
I pause by the kitchen door and turn to face her. “I enjoy being able to pay the rent,” I say dryly. “Harding seemed to be aware of how unlikely this little mission is. If he wants to spend his dollars confirming what he already knows, my conscience is clear. Besides, I could use the fresh air.”
“I know the feeling,” Holly says, sitting back in her chair. She frowns as I grab my coat. “Are you heading out now?”
            I consider the current tram lines and the area of town I intend to canvass. “I don’t see why not. You can lock up behind me and head home for the night.”
This is clearly not the response that Holly wants to hear. “It’s almost six, Uncle Basil,” she points out. “Dinner is at seven.”
“According to Harding, our mystery lady lives in Marooners. Fifteen minutes on the tram, twenty minutes to talk to a few people and have a glance at our mystery lady’s apartment, twenty minutes to get back to Piccadilly Cross. Which leaves me with five minutes to freshen up before dinner.”
“Mom is going to flip her top if you’re late.”
 “Plum won’t even notice. Besides, I’ve been late plenty of times before. Also, I am not going to be late because I have a schedule.”
“Totally. Flip.” Holly lets the syllables roll across her tongue.
“Holly, we don’t get enough clients that I can afford to leave a case be. I’m just checking out the apartment.”
Holly shakes her head. “I’m just saying, it’s not good manners to ditch a dinner invite. Repeatedly.”
“I’m not ditching anything,” I say, putting on my hat, picking up my cane for protection, and opening the office door. “I’ll be at your house by seven.”
Leaving Holly grumbling behind me, I walk out into the waning light of winter in Everland.


















Born on Vancouver Island, Canada, Misha Handman spent his early life immersed in the arts, with one parent a teacher and the other a manager of theatre and opera. Moving across the country to Ottawa, and then Toronto, he began writing at a young age – first writing comics and designing card games for his closest friends and then, buoyed by their approval, gradually expanding out to submissions to magazines and short story collections, and graduating from the University of Toronto with a classic English degree.

Misha has always believed in the importance of entertainment to our health and well-being. He is also interested in our shared fictional history, working in game design to develop collaborative games and story-driven experiences and exploring the new worlds that we are sharing. His fascination with these things led to the development of his first novel, Shadow Stitcher, as an exploration of the English classic “Peter Pan.”

When not writing, Misha spends his time in Victoria, Canada, working as a professional fundraiser for charities – a job he describes as “helping people to help people.” He continues to work on game design on the side, and is always excited to see the myriad ways that people approach story construction and creation, both as a voracious reader of genre fiction and a dedicated player of games.

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