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⭐Pump Up Your Book Virtual Book Tour Kick Off⭐Catnip, Plushie Balls, and Q-Tips: Cat Poetry: The Art of Being Feline

If you loved Catnip, Toilet Paper, and Lasers, this new collection of cat poems will tickle your whiskers and your funny bone.

Title: Catnip, Plushie Balls, and Q-Tips: Cat Poetry: The Art of Being Feline

Author: M.G. Rorai

Publication Date: September 30, 2023

Pages: 178

Genre: Poetry/Cats

Ever wonder why there are “mews” in “amewzing”?

'This collection of cat poems will tickle your whiskers and your funny bone. They’re the purr-fect way to brighten your day and celebrate the furry friends in your life.

Prepare to laugh out loud as you read about cat adventures with magnets, candles, strawberry milkshakes, and plush balls—but don’t let me ruin the surprise, you’ll have to read to find out!

Get ready to laugh your tail off!

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Book Excerpt

The magnets are so cute
that I must knock them off
but get yelled at for this,
so the new approach is soft.

I sit by the fridge
staring at those squares
and when Human isn’t looking
I lick with tongue hairs.

All was going good
until one was quite sticky
leaving a bad taste,
and I’m not so picky.

I bite at the air
to get rid of the taste
then knock down that magnet;
good riddance, post-haste.**

About the Author

M.G. Rorai enjoys hanging with her cats and annoying her husband. Her latest book is Catnip, Plushie Balls, and Q-Tips.

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⭐ Pump Up Your Book Virtual Book Tour Kick Off⭐ CATNIP, TOILET PAPER, AND LASERS by M.G. Rorai #cats #humor

This purrfectly hilarious cat poem collection while bring back wonderful memories of your feline friends and have you busting with laughter…

By M.G. Rorai

Title: CATNIP, TOILET PAPER, AND LASERS
Author: M.G. Rorai
Publisher: Independent
Pages: 146
Genre: Poetry

BOOK BLURB:

This purrfectly hilarious cat poem collection while bring back wonderful memories of your feline friends and have you busting with laughter. 9 out of 10 cats recommend this book; the 10th one was Grumpy Cat.

What is the answer?
What will prevail?
Will it be the red dot?
Or will the cat win the tale?

My name is Socks,
and much to my delight,
I chase a red dot
almost every single night.

It travels over bed sheets
and runs across the floor
while I chase to my heart’s content
thirsting for more!

By day I sleep;
by night I chase
when my human comes home from work
and pulls out the laser post-haste!

I hear the clicking of the button
and race into the room
to run after that red dot--

look at me zoom!