⭐Pump Up Your Book Virtual Book Tour Kick Off⭐Catnip, Plushie Balls, and Q-Tips: Cat Poetry: The Art of Being Feline

 

 

If you loved Catnip, Toilet Paper, and Lasers, this new collection of cat poems will tickle your whiskers and your funny bone.

Title: Catnip, Plushie Balls, and Q-Tips: Cat Poetry: The Art of Being Feline

Author: M.G. Rorai

Publication Date: September 30, 2023

Pages: 178

Genre: Poetry/Cats

Ever wonder why there are “mews” in “amewzing”?

'This collection of cat poems will tickle your whiskers and your funny bone. They’re the purr-fect way to brighten your day and celebrate the furry friends in your life.

Prepare to laugh out loud as you read about cat adventures with magnets, candles, strawberry milkshakes, and plush balls—but don’t let me ruin the surprise, you’ll have to read to find out! 

Get ready to laugh your tail off!

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Book Excerpt  

The magnets are so cute

that I must knock them off

but get yelled at for this,

so the new approach is soft.

I sit by the fridge

staring at those squares

and when Human isn’t looking

I lick with tongue hairs.

All was going good

until one was quite sticky

leaving a bad taste,

and I’m not so picky.

I bite at the air

to get rid of the taste

then knock down that magnet;

good riddance, post-haste.**

About the Author

 

M.G. Rorai enjoys hanging with her cats and annoying her husband. Her latest book is Catnip, Plushie Balls, and Q-Tips.

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This purrfectly hilarious cat poem collection while bring back wonderful memories of your feline friends and have you busting with laughter…

By M.G. Rorai

Title: CATNIP, TOILET PAPER, AND LASERS
Author: M.G. Rorai
Publisher: Independent
Pages: 146
Genre: Poetry

BOOK BLURB:

This purrfectly hilarious cat poem collection while bring back wonderful memories of your feline friends and have you busting with laughter. 9 out of 10 cats recommend this book; the 10th one was Grumpy Cat.

 

What is the answer?

What will prevail?

Will it be the red dot?

Or will the cat win the tale?

 

My name is Socks,

and much to my delight,

I chase a red dot

almost every single night.

 

It travels over bed sheets

and runs across the floor

while I chase to my heart’s content

thirsting for more!

 

By day I sleep;

by night I chase

when my human comes home from work

and pulls out the laser post-haste!

 

I hear the clicking of the button

and race into the room

to run after that red dot--

look at me zoom!

 

M.G. Rorai enjoys hanging with her cats and annoying her husband. She’s been writing for as long she can remember and is slightly obsessed with cats.

Website: https://www.mgspear.com/

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